i dont think people understand how lonely i am on facebook
like everyone hates me seriosly
May 2013
April 2013
do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and
supernatural needs a theme song
*loud rock guitar* WHITE DUUUDES *more guitar, some drums* BEING SAAAAAAD *guitar continues* nOOOOOOooooOOOooOOOOo HOMO *sound of guitar being smashed to pieces*
All these stories about casual viewers are making me think of how stuff Dean says to Cas would actually sound irl, and how literally noone says that to their strictly platonic dudefriends.
- Bro 1: *doesn't shave*
- Bro 2: *strokes his face* Nice peach fuzz.
- Bro 1: ...uh, thanks? Don't wait up for me, I got another class to go to.
- Bro 2: I'm not leaving here without you, understand?
- Bro 1: What? Why?
- Bro 2: I need you.
- Bro 1: ...uh, what??
- Bro 2: ...nothing. *whispers* we're family.
- Bro 1: *leaves*
- Bro 2: *makes I'm gonna cry face*
“gay guys are so sassy omg!!!!! i just want them to throw glitter and say how fabulous they are”
March 2013
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class.
